Saturday, 9 September 2023 | 09:32 AM

Basically when you spend a Friday night drinking red wine, you spend the morning here: ON THE TOILET. And the shit is all so scented. Soo cool. Soo… DISGUSTING!

Friday, 8 September 2023 | 08:23 AM

Gotta admit, this morning I thought it would have been easier to take a shit, instead I found myself in turmoiled constipation, with little bally turds been shot throughout my anus at speed. …..POP! like a cannonball!

Grudging

Are you holding a grudge? About? I should have gave more time to my bowels this morning… Now I’m holding hazardous farts at work 🥺