Monday, 10 November 2025 | 8:53 AM

I am finally home after a one-week festival. Now my arsehole is exploding pieces of shit, but he’s happy. Home and dry. Well… dry… this poop I crafted is more liquid than dry…

Saturday, 8 November 2025 | 7:36 AM

After two days not taking a shit, this morning some came. Certainly, not enough. I am working at a festival since Monday, my rhythm is utterly fucked. I’ve been eating just junk food, drinking beers… EVEN THOUGH, I mad just this useless turd. Only this...