Author Archives: theshytird

This morning’s turd is kinda spiky. It stung my arsehole. That was the only amount of shit I was able to produce, pointless

Oh shit. OH SHIT! Oh damn what a shit. I mean, shit is not even that great, but the pain…. IS PAINFUL! Also… also the smell is terrible. And I am at the office.

Back on the toilet after my interrupted slumber. There’s more shit. Yes. But there’s less of me

Just arrived at the crag after long time… Good old habits never die. As I put on the harness, some very common feeling reaches my bowels. Flash-forward after 2 minutes, I am squatting, pantless, crouching and crapping mid air. Some wipes later, I can now rejoin my friends for a good climbing

One day camping… we had some meat barbecued, drank beer, had a lot to eat. HOW COME I CAN’T SHIT IN THE MORNING??? Am cross. 😡

There’s not much to say about it… I can’t have a shit. Everything is clogged. Idk, I woke up at 6:30 AM and went for a dive early in the morning. It was great, even if I didn’t manage to swim… then I had breakfast. Why can’t I make a shit is a mystery… myContinue reading “Saturday, 3 August 2024 | 10:11 AM”

So… no shit this morning? Better to make it at the office right after lunch! After all this is my last day… I just want it to be memorable!💩

Dunno why, but no shit today. To be fair, I stopped wondering about it, in summer it just doesn’t work

It’s too hot, and My shit was totally disappointing

These are my last days at the office. Idk… is this info vital? Probably not. I am having diarrhoea at the moment. I ate hummus with my boss. We do this from time to time… the effect is not always this…. but today my bowels decided to get more irritated. Yeah. Shit is almost fluid,Continue reading “Wednesday, 31 July 2024 | 03:57 PM”

Had breakfast. Milk and cereals. Second poop.

I just love it… waking up, a little cuddle to my cat…sitting down on the toilet, breathing calmly… A MASSIVE SHIT GETTING OUT OF MY ARSEHOLE!!!! I feel good

Back home. Finally shit. It’s bad. I feel better. Wait, I WILL feel better, only after this painful stuff

I woke up at 5, spent some minutes farting on the toilet, but you know, nothing happened. Had breakfast, got back to the toilet, where I am now. Nothing happened. Nothing’s happening! Sad. I’m sad.

As I mentioned earlier, I skipped one day of shit. My bowels was not in-sync, and I spent the whole day on a charter boat with my friends… Just guess any of them on what was the worst part of the day: they all going to answer: my farts. Finally, now that I’m home, IContinue reading “Sunday, 28 July 2024 | 08:28 PM”

Had no shit yesterday? Yeah, why not to take it over today? Nope. I mean, get over with it! Nope Cmon…. Just a pebble. More like a stone… hell, it was heavy…. But I feel a lot of shit is still inside!!

Friday night party? I woke up late, I didn’t have shit. I don’t know, I don’t even feel so bad… Feel burdenede

Taking a shit today was nice and easy… Sure… Well it was! At least for the part I was able to make this morning… but I think I will be called back at noon …

I was just having a normal wee… when I felt something bigger. BOOM. And it’s out!

Keep taking a shit every day, you won’t regret it! You’ll be late some times, but at least your bowels will trust you! Yeah, they feel trust in their guts. Ok, my shit is done here, I can stop writing trifles

As you know, it is not easy to take a shit during the summer for me… it is even more difficult when I’m finally getting into it, and my girlfriend pounds at the door, because she urges it… Man, I needed rest! Gotta finish sooner now… I’m going to burden myself for the rest ofContinue reading “Tuesday, 23 July 2024 | 08:25 AM”

Welcome to the beginning of the vacation season, where I can already feel the summer vacation coming and I already feel relaxed and calm… You know what else feels calm? My bowels. Yeah, so calm I can’t even shit freely, constipation is daily basis, and pushing and pulling becomes a must. Fuck. Btw, in theContinue reading “Sunday, 21 July 2024 | 09:54 AM”