Wednesday, 21 February 2024 | 03:40 PM

Working from home is so cool. I can freely take a shit with my laptop in front of me, seamlessly sailing through tasks while my arsehole pushes turds out

Tuesday, 20 February 2024 | 08:42 AM

Let’s see, how much shit will I deploy this morning? Apparently, a fair amount. To be fair, it’s not much. Actually, I wish I did more 🙁

Monday, 19 February 2024 | 01:44 PM

Again. Again again again SHIT. This time at the office. And it’s lame limy. Annoying and painful. Sort of regretful. Why pizza for dinner WHYY!? Btw, luckily today I’m all alone at the office

Monday, 19 February 2024 | 07:20 AM

This morning I woke up way too early, my alarm was set for 6:30AM, but I woke up at 3AM. Undigested pizza gave me insomnia. I tried and tried to push and get rid of what was burning inside me, but it wasn’t ready yet, so I simply waited. And here I am!...