Wednesday, 7 February 2024 | 09:11PM

Eventually I had no shit at the office, I juat farted a lot. I’m sure they’re going to notice it eventually….but I made it through the day, until I went to the office and I keep farted. This time probably my climbing mate noticed the reek surrounding...

Tuesday, 6 February 2024 | 07:14 AM

Chili beans for dinner? Spicy dreams at night. Hefty fireworks in the morning. I banished my girlfriend from the bathroom. More to say? You should just experience what I’m living right now, the sound and smell would be more than...

Monday, 5 February 2024 | 08:20 AM

Devilish lashes our of my arses. Actually it is just one, but feels like taking more shit from more than one arsehole. Idk, perhaps it’s just me being weird

Sunday, 4 February 2024 | 01:06 PM

At my parents’ for Sunday lunch. Actually, at my parent’s toilet, for my bonus shit, BEFORE Sunday lunch. Great. Always comfortable to shit on the toilet you grew up