Friday, 29 March 2024 | 06:41 PM

I’m on a business trip, we’re building the stage for a concert, all of us has their own apartment, but only my boss’ is the closest to the venue. I’ve got his keys, and desperately need a sheet from this morning. There’s not much else to...

Thursday, 28 March 2024 | 07:42 AM

Ok this is the day. Like yesterday, and the day before, and tomorrow, I hope… I take a shit! Self-accomplishment day is every day! A fair amount of poop in the morning eases life, gives you self-confidence, reliability and a spread...

Tuesday, 26 March 2024 | 08:31 AM

Good Lord, fucking pizza held me awake all night long with reflux. Now why is it shit not firing as well?? Well, luckily isn’t…