Tuesday, 26 March 2024 | 08:31 AM

Good Lord, fucking pizza held me awake all night long with reflux. Now why is it shit not firing as well?? Well, luckily isn’t…

Monday, 25 March 2024 | 07:54 AM

What about it this morning… I ate a lot of chili for dinner, I was freaking hungry, but I also was very tired, and I went to sleep early. Nothing special, just a massive pile of crap disgtinguishly stinky

Sunday, 24 March 2024 | 10:10 PM

Btw, I forgot to report one peculiar shit I had today… I was just warming up, bouldering outdoor with friends, when sciatica shot me. What does back-pain have to deal with shit? Well I kept bouldering, and the urge for a shit grew and grew. Well well, on the...

Sunday, 24 March 2024 | 10:09 AM

Late shit on Sunday morning. This, I dare to say, feels like an achievement for me, because normally on Sundays I oversleep, wake up way too relaxed, and I end up constipated 🙁 Birds chirping in distance, sun shining through the window, and a big turd splashing in the...