Thursday, 2 May 2024 | 08:28 AM

Tell me bowels, why am I taking so much shit this morning? Couldn’t you make more yesterday? So I don’r have to stay half an hour sitting on the toilet this morning? Duh

Monday, 29 April 2024 | 08:00 AM

Can’t think, gotta take as much shit as I can. Not much shit. I am starting to think I will be taking shit during the day then… Or maybe only some farts… even worse…