Wednesday, 10 April 2024 | 09:33 PM

You know that classic moment when you’re at the gym and you desperately need a shit and you just fart and the smell si so terrible that you have to escape, pretending you did nothing…. Yeah…. just like that Luckily I’m now home, safe and SOUND!...

Tuesday, 9 April 2024 | 08:02 AM

Feels like my bowels forgot about yesterday’s constipation, and didn’t even try to recover the loss. Just normal turds this morning. Well ok, bat where did my turds go yesterday? Can’t they just evaporate! Can they??

Monday, 8 April 2024 | 08:14 AM

I’ve been sitting on the toilet for ages… …even though, seems impossible to take a shit this morning. Constipation should be banned from the world 🙁