Friday, 3 May 2024 | 12:52 PM

Home working means my bowels is sooo relaxed knowing the toilet is right behind the corner, and I can do whatever noise I want. I am on the toilet taking a shit, indeed :3

Thursday, 2 May 2024 | 08:28 AM

Tell me bowels, why am I taking so much shit this morning? Couldn’t you make more yesterday? So I don’r have to stay half an hour sitting on the toilet this morning? Duh