Wednesday, 15 May 2024 | 08:22 AM

Even if I already know – Scientifically – it is always great to observe it again and again: When I drink more than a pint of beer, my next shit is messy and reeky. Uh, I also had a hamburger for dinner… might’ve push that a little...

Tuesday, 14 May 2024 | 08:15 AM

Even if the night was long and didn’t bring any news, Not even any shit… right now I’m able to lay a huge turd. Nice and satisfying. Now, WHY couldn’t you just do it last night, instead of keeping me awake?? JESUS!

Tuesday, 14 May 2024 | 03:13 AM

Am on the toilet. My cat lying right next to me, she’s trying to sleep. Me? Trying to understand what’s going on with my bowels .-. I don’t understand what was it, the chickpeas I had for dinner, or the Gin&Tonic. What’s keeping me awake? 🙁...