Wednesday, 14 August 2024 | 10:07 AM

Yesterday I had my favourite pizza for dinner. It is actually very good, but… I have troubles digestig it! :/ In the morning, I always have half the shit, the other half I save it for later! You know, just in case! Actually it is not something I can decide, it...

Tuesday, 13 August 2024 | 04:15 PM

Just got back from my friend’s father’s funeral. Yeah, life’s shit. Actually nope, this is shit, the turds I’m expelling! Life’s worth living! As long as somebody can take a shit!

Monday, 12 August 2024 | 11:26 AM

You know, diarrhoea never comes when you need it. I woke up burdened but no will of taking a shit was in place. I had to eat all of the dried prunes I had left in the shelf to stimulate my bowels. Fuck yeah, it worked!!