Wednesday, 31 July 2024 | 08:10 AM

I just love it… waking up, a little cuddle to my cat…sitting down on the toilet, breathing calmly… A MASSIVE SHIT GETTING OUT OF MY ARSEHOLE!!!! I feel good

Tuesday, 30 July 2024 | 08:40 AM

Just woke up. Went to the bathroom with sand paper eyes, sweat all over my body, not much on my brain. Just instinct. I sit on the toilet and have a wee. I pee. A fart gets out. I keep peeing. Another fart. Pee. Fart. More farts. My brains wake up a little, asking...

Monday, 29 July 2024 | 06:10 AM

I woke up at 5, spent some minutes farting on the toilet, but you know, nothing happened. Had breakfast, got back to the toilet, where I am now. Nothing happened. Nothing’s happening! Sad. I’m sad.