Friday, 30 August 2024 | 08:25 AM

Oh my… let’s put apart the fact that our mattress had a hole in it and went flat for the whole camping night, let’s focus on the amount of wine and what we ate for dinner… NO. Let’s focus on what this morning’s shit is about. Loads...

Thursday, 29 August 2024 | 08:23 AM

Seems like I can’t have any shit this morning. Can’t understand why, but my arsehole is just closed. Simply locked. :/ That’s nor very nice news, since we’re going camping in 1 hour!

Wednesday, 28 August 2024 | 08:28 AM

I feel something on the verge of getting out of my arsehole. I feel it. It is right there. – Ok now it just got out. It needed more than just one idle push. It needed active movements. My body needs some fitness. I’ve been idling for five months...