Tuesday, 26 November 2024 | 7:53 AM

If I made art out of my shit, today I’d represent it as a minimal painting: a circle and a straight line. My actual plan is to sell out my shit in jar, but it’s way too expensive! But who knows what the future mag bring…

Sunday, 24 November 2024 | 5:32 PM

uh 😮‍💨 Taking this shit was painful… Perhaps the most painful moment was farting at the mall, and it was painful, but not for me, for the rest of the people surrounding me! My GF even chew me out :/

Sunday, 24 November 2024 | 8:49 AM

My arse is about to boom, no boom yet though. I mean, I feel that crazy shit coming, I feel it in the final part of my bowels, but it hasn’t come yet