Monday, 11 November 2024

Alright, here’s the setup from yesterday: • I haven’t taken a shit for the whole day. • For lunch, we prepared some spicy Chinese noodles. You know, my girlfriend and I enjoy trying out cooking different things. • For dinner, we made Indian butter chicken and naan...

Saturday, 9 November 2024 | 7:23 AM

Soft. Soft turds resembling my kitten’s frequent diarrhoeas. I wonder what keeps him having inside him, his belly is still swollen… My bowels feel better now btw, having two beers on a Friday night always ends up like this on Saturday...

Friday, 8 November 2024 | 8:11 AM

I’ve been sitting on my toilet for more than forty minutes. Took me a lot of blank pushes to actually produce some tirds. They’re not even that bad. They look pretty normal to me… so I guess what took them so long… if only I could ask...

Thursday, 7 November 2024 | 8:12 AM

Urgently needed to expel the evil inside mez Done. Now the day can begin. Perhaps it was a little too hard… still healthy… let’s go on!