Monday, 16 December 2024 | 10:11 AM

Not an easy shit this morning…. It is intermittent and inconsistent. Oh wait… I was almost standing up, when my arsehole asked for something greater. KABOOOM! Ok the day has started!

Sunday, 15 December 2024 | 10:37 AM

My friend’s birthday celebration produced: A LOT OF EATING AND DRINKING. Resulting in a urge for discharge this morning, ain’t it? Should be, but instead, I only produced a lil turd…