Friday, 29 November 2024 | 7:16 PM

My morning constipation was high-priced… me and my girlfriend just spent 3 hours on a road trip to her parents’. The first hour was conditioned by my lethal farts. Luckily the first thing I did as soon as we arrived was shit. It is shit. It is dry and hard...

Thursday, 28 November 2024 | 8:14 AM

I love taking shits in the morning, gives me mood for the rest of the day. Today it was a little uneasy, that hamburger I had for dinner was a little heavy, I guess… Still fine, at least my toilet is happy 🙂

Wednesday, 27 November 2024 | 8:05 AM

I already had my morning poop, but in the silence of the morning, I keep hearing funny noises coming from my bowels. What is it? Is that shit? Must be shit! Can’t be but shit! So why don’t you get out already!?

Tuesday, 26 November 2024 | 7:53 AM

If I made art out of my shit, today I’d represent it as a minimal painting: a circle and a straight line. My actual plan is to sell out my shit in jar, but it’s way too expensive! But who knows what the future mag bring…