Tuesday, 3 December 2024 | 7:30 AM

Hate it when I’m on a rush in the morning. It gives me worries, and this compromises my shit-session quality… This morning I have to bring my gf to her job, so I must detach my regal arsehole from my throne… I should… But, you know, I still...

Monday, 2 December 2024 | 4:22 PM

Frankly, I wasn’t expecting another poop today… Still… here I am, SITTING ON THE TOILET. Frankly, where I prefer being, on top of anything.

Sunday, 1 December 2024 | 9:49 AM

Staying at my mother in law means eating too much, too much. Not a single veggy, only meat and fish and pasta and… too much. The prob is I am not shitting as one would expect… feel a little constipated. Sure, I’m expelling some turds, yet… not...

Saturday, 30 November 2024 | 3:10 AM

Cant sleep. Something preventing it, my belly hurts. Woke up in nightmares. Now am on toilet. Somw evil got out, feeling something more inside. Let’a hope for the best. Pray for me