Author Archives: theshytird

Monday, 25 November 2019 | 09:21 AM It is extremely hard to overcome the feeling of having done something wrong. Losing my girlfriend, losing control of my car, ending up in a car crash. If I can’t take care of stuff I love, If I am not even able to take care to the peopleContinue reading “Monday, 25 November | 09:21 AM”

Monday, 25 November 2019 | 12:16 AM Night time. Same old shit.

Sunday, 24 November 2019 | 09:44 AM You know, today is a Sunday, still not a day of sun. I am always talking about shit and stuff. Even though I was not sitting on a closet, yesterday I did the most massive shat I made ever. It’s been a sad life for me recently. TheContinue reading “Sunday, 24 November 2019 | 09:44 AM”

Saturday, 23 November 2019 | 09:33 AM This moment is weird. It has been long time without constipation. I just sat, before my morning shower, I though I got something, but apparently nothing wants to come out. Must be my feelings’ fault. I broke up with my girlfriend, and everything seems dull now.

Friday, 22 November 2019 | 06:43 PM It’s been 15 months now, since I started wondering ‘Am I gluten intolerant?’ I ate a sandwitch for lunch, then I spent the rest of the evening working on my laptop struggling, concentrating myself on holding those painful farts. The coloured one, you know. I dropped the amountContinue reading “Friday, 22 November 2019 | 06:43 PM”

Friday, 22 November 2019 | 07:56 AM It is so liberating when you get rid of the anvil hidden in your stomach!

Thursday, 21 November 2019 | 07:11 PM I was struggling keeping this inside. My body could not wait for it. Driving in traffic, holding farts for too long, freezing on the road. Finally this is the moment. I am home. Warm all around me. I sit, My anus could finally let it go. Expand. IContinue reading “Thursday, 21 November 2019 | 07:11 PM”

Thursday, 21 November 2019 | 10:13 AM Whilst there are some exciting days of poop, there are moments, such as today, in which ennui takes over and there’s nothing I could do.

Wednesday, 20 November 2019 | 08:01 AM You know, sometimes I am just here, enjoying the session. I am into it, feeling good.

Tuesday, 19 November 2019 | 04:58 PM Tirds tirds tirds, Mötley Crüe cover

Tuesday, 19 November 2019 | 09:43 AM I cannot tell why neatly, but I usually have big thoughts while taking a brown. I wonder if Aristotele, Galileo, Shakespeare, geniuses from their own times had their ideas sitting for a poop. Could it ever be that easy? Just concentrate hard enough, giving shits the time theyContinue reading “Tuesday, 19 November 2019 | 09:43 AM”

Monday, 18 November 2019 | 11:11 PM These days are lasting longer than usual somehow. I am sitting here on my white throne thinking about life and everything, with my headset on. Shit’s what really matters

Monday, 18 November 2019 | 07:56 AM Right, today I am freezing my arse off. Hope it won’t jeopardize my shit skills.

Sunday, 17 November 2019 | 10:38 AM Bad reprise.

Sunday, 17 November 2019 | 09:25 AM It’s funny how, every part of my body still asleep, my arse is perfectly awake.

Saturday, 16 November 2019 | 02:16 PM Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows captured my day. I can’t part with it. Not even for an afternoon shat.

Saturday, 16 November 2019 | 09:05 AM Usually I linger a bit of time since I feel the stirring inside me. Then I explode. Such a joyful ending isn’t it?

Friday, 15 November 2019 | 10:38 AM A raspberried reprise.

Friday, 15 November 2019 | 10:20 AM Who’s seen Alien, by Ridley Scott? You know when the chestburster pops out Gilbert Kane’s ribcage? I experienced the same right now. No blood though. Luckily.

Friday, 15 November 2019 | 01:15 AM It’s in nights like these you learn to smell again.

Thursday, 14 November 2019 | 11:08 AM Reprise. That reminds me of yesterday’s dinner: veggie specialities. Indian ones.

Thursday, 14 November 2019 | 09:51 AM Love it. My belly was so full of air i dreamt I was an air balloon. Actually… I cannot understand how can an air balloon float in mid-air burdened by that amount of crap inside!

Wednesday, 13 November 2019 | 09:33AM Explosion in my arse. A lava flow just erupted. It has submerged everything we knew it was pale white. It’s a disaster, an ecological catastrophe! God Save Us.

Tuesday, 12 November 2019 | 10:21 PM I can’t really get why I keep shitting so many times a day. It’s getting annoying.

Tuesday, 12 November 2019 | 09:12 AM I think that’s a monster one. Ok, I can’t really understand how i brought him into this world. I am sorry Earth, Godzilla is coming.

Monday, 11 November 2019 | 10:09 AM Fantastic job.

Monday, 11 November 2019| 01:41 AM Fine, but I just wanted to go to bed.

Sunday, 10 November 2019 | 06:27 PM A single Tird. He’s not that shy at all.

Sunday, 10 November 2019 | 02:46 PM A single Pop.

Sunday, 10 November 2019 | 10:15 AM So the day could start.