Friday, 27 December 2024 | 8:03 AM

Ok great, perhaps was just a matter of patience. Just needed to wait and have breakfast. Now some serious shit gets out… …but I think there might be more!

Friday, 27 December 2024 | 7:08 AM

Shit this morning? Not an easy task. These last few days of continuous feast made my bowels irritated, and to be fair it’s not just a matter of my bowels, my whole insides are whining, I spent the night feeling like I needed a wee, but it was utterly false! Now...

Wednesday, 25 December 2024 | 7:10 AM

🎶…And so this is Christmas…. 🎶And I’m back on the toilet…. 🎶even the faintest push kicked things off. 🎶Now I must wait and suffer until everything ends. Probably I fucked up the entire prosody, but it was the best way to wish you all a Merry...