Wednesday, 25 December 2024 | 7:10 AM

🎶…And so this is Christmas…. 🎶And I’m back on the toilet…. 🎶even the faintest push kicked things off. 🎶Now I must wait and suffer until everything ends. Probably I fucked up the entire prosody, but it was the best way to wish you all a Merry...

Wednesday, 25 December 2024 | 6:40 AM

Woke up way too early on Christmas morning, still very drowsy, still waiting for my bowels to explode. My cats woke me up at around 6AM, I then went to the toilet to try and discharge from the huge load piled up at our Christmas-Eve-dinner, NOTHING HAPPENED....