Author Archives: theshytird

Tuesday, 10 March 2020 | 10:33 AM Lacking fantasy, next time I might try new positions, unconventional ones, for pooping. I could even make a kamasutra for poop. WOOOOO that’s a great idea! Atta boy!

Monday, 9 March 2020 | 10:40 PM It is sad. I realised million will die after nCov-19. I’ll make a silent poop. (You know, kind of 1-minute silence)

Monday, 9 March 2020 | 9:41 AM Learning where OK comes from, I’m starting to think not everything is ok. I was pretty much sure it came from 0 Killed in the WWI – at least that’s what my english teacher said when I was young. I trusted you Mister!! Well, I was so happyContinue reading “Monday, 9 March 2020 | 9:41 AM”

Sunday, 8 March 2020 | 08:00 PM Coronavirus is rapidly ascending, trying to be awarded as virus of the year. Nobody is safe. Hence I decided to stay home for some weeks. Smart-working is key. So I decided to spend my Sunday sat on the toilet watching evert sort of NCOV-19 related video. I wantContinue reading “Sunday, 8 March 2020 | 08:00 PM”

Saturday, 7 March 2020 | 03:13 PM So far everything went nicely. Why this shit smells like hell then? WHATSUPP BODY?! Whataya hidin’?

Saturday, 7 March 2020 | 10:48 AM I’ve just succeeded in having a week with no gluten whatsoever. Having a gluten-free life is not dull at all! You just got to be smart! Do not try to eat usual stuff in the moronic gluten free alternative. A no gluten pizza is not a pizza. Period.Continue reading “Saturday, 7 March 2020 | 10:48 AM”

Friday, 6 March 2020 | 01:46 PM Sometimes I can’t understand why my-past-self has decided to start posting about shit in the first place. Well, then I posted from the second, the third, and in every place I shat ! lol Btw, some other times I get it. You feel less alone, and your shatContinue reading “Friday, 6 March 2020 | 01:46 PM”

Thursday, 5 March 2020 | 08:50 PM Never went home since this morning. Lunch with at 3PM with a chicken thigh, now I’m starving. But first!!! Let’s clog my favourite ramen restaurant with some shit!!

Thursday, 5 March 2020 | 09:43 AM An interrogative mark just formed on the slope of my toilet. It’s obviously made of shit. Two tirds: one for the point, one for the bendy line. Though it just disappeared, it existed for a while. I can’t ignore it. Was it a proof for God existence? WasContinue reading “Thursday, 5 March 2020 | 09:43 AM”

Thursday, 5 March 2020 | 12:38 AM Why have I stop shitting? Even now That I am trying nothing happens! But after 5 minutes of struggling a stone drops.

Tuesday, 3 March 2020 | 01:27 AM I‘ve had no shit for nearly two days. That’s odd. Wouldn’t it be ‘cos of the fact I deprived my diet of anything containing gluten for the last three days? Dunno. I feel so lighter these days of my life though! If shitting a bitt less it’s theContinue reading “Tuesday, 3 March 2020 | 01:27 AM”

Sunday, 1 March 2020 | 07:06 PM It’s kind of amazing I still got something to shit today

Sunday, 1 March 2020 | 02:36 PM Bowels after an infusion goes coo-coo.

Sunday, 1 March 2020 | 12:58 PM Eternal shitshine of a stainless toilet

Sunday, 1 March 2020 | 12:58 PM Eternal shitshine of a stainless toilet

Saturday, 29 February 2020 | 10:18 AM In a very small pond there once was a little snake, the little snake was a she, and it just turned child-bearing. No one knows how did the little snake fell into the cold small pond, and yet she was unlucky, she couldn’t get out. For not breathingContinue reading “Saturday, 29 February 2020 | 10:18 AM”

Friday, 28 February 2020 | 07:45 PM Let this weekend begin. Which for me just means another week’s coming. But here’s an happy fact: I just developed an app which let you send pictures of your shat to another random user using the app. Just kidding! Still, an idea is an idea…

Friday, 28 February 2020 | 08:18 AM Every morning, I sit, I linger for a while, fidgeting, reading, writing crap on the net. Feels like be sitting in a waiting room. I mean, nothing wrong about it, it’s fine! I perceptively feel once it gets to my turn. Only a bit awkward if the waitingContinue reading “Friday, 28 February 2020 | 08:18 AM”

Friday, 28 February 2020 | 01:30 AM This shit’s acid. I mean it’s really rancid, smelling bad. Its fetid. Bad. Very bad. Can’t be that-poached-egg-I-had-for-dinner‘s fault. I mean…. It was simply perfect. Never before I had achieved this level. Simply neat!

Thursday, 27 February 2020 | 07:34 PM As hours pass by, Your anus as tight, Crap piles high And you can’t make it right Eventually I shat a spike.

Thursday, 27 February 2020 | 07:21 AM Hell! Since I quitted running – for working way too much – I don’t shit every morning anymore. I’m a broken swiss-made watch no one can fix.

Wednesday, 26 February 2020 | 07:15 PM Rushing all day so much, my anus’ tight as fuck. And I need a shit.

Wednesday, 26 February 2020 | 07:22 AM Dull. That’s what I am defining my shit today.

Tuesday, 25 February 2020 | 07:52 PM Roses are red, Violets are blue, Imma go to bed, My shit’s like glue.

Tuesday, 25 February 2020 | 07:31 AM Uh, and by the way, my shots today are compact and looks really nice. Nice for a tird, I mean

Tuesday, 25 February 2020 | 07:25 AM To complete my bowels adventure – and close it – I ate at my favourite Chinese restaurant for dinner. Surprisingly I woke myself up with no air inside. How did this happen?

Monday, 24 February 2020 | 10:55 PM Today’s been a long day. I had no shit whatsoever. And, do you remember chickpeas? Well I found these German-brand vegan snacks at home, must have been one of my uncles gifts – he works as a salesman for supermarket blabla. I can’t speak a word of GermanContinue reading “Monday, 24 February 2020 | 10:55 PM”

Monday, 24 February 2020 | 06:46 AM Yes, my bowels’ still inflated.

Sunday, 23 February 2020 | 11:34 PM It’s just harsh. I’m plenty of farts I can’t expel. It’s compelling, I just can’t sleep. FUCK ME

Sunday, 23 February 2020 | 06:38 PM It’s so nice when you’re phoning your friends while pooping.