Wednesday, 1 January 2025 | 9:45 AM

Happy new year, wishing this year to make the best shit ever. Starting today! Idk if anybody will ever make it, but my arsehole has just suggested me he is cross with me, too much to eat, too much to drink, constipated for too long. Sudden pain in my arsehole. Better...

Monday, 30 December 2024 | 8:07 AM

Very hard shit. Pizza, all you can meat, beer wine. Every-fucking-thing. Shit. I am frankly looking forward to the end of these holidays!