Sunday, 5 January 2025 | 10:34 AM

Probably this is the first day of the year I had not many problems taking a shit. Perhaps the sole thing I could complain about, is the shy tird. Lol. Not me, the first turd that came, it took so long! The others came straight after. Did they kill their leader, or was...

Saturday, 4 January 2025 | 8:55 AM

Ready to get out. But PERHAPS my bowels really forgave me. Here’s a turd. Not a very good one, still not disappointing. Definitely worth a 6.5/10

Saturday, 4 January 2025 | 7:03 AM

Apparently, my bowels are not ready to take a shit yet. Yet, I desperately need a shit, because what’s inside me is the reason of my early raising. 5:00AM more or less, and my bowels now refuses to shit. How dare you stupid bowels? Why you do this to me? Why?...

Friday, 3 January 2025 | 11:22 AM

Now… I’m still sitting on the toilet. Probably been here more than 30 minutes… Fuck! It was squashy shit, and now it has dried on my arsehole… Wiping will be painful.. I am scared