Wednesday, 29 December 2025 | 7:43 AM

Had herring salad for dinner. Anybody knows the effect? Just come, take a big breathe in my bathroom right now! Yeah, this is it, and a spicy hitch to the bottom line, arsehole

Tuesday, 28 January 2025 | 3:15 PM

I’ve spent the whole morning farting, now I’m home, had lunch, kept farting. Fart fart Nother fart Fart Ok they’re too man-FART! I go take a shit now S-HIT! BOOM

Tuesday, 28 January 2025 | 7:57 AM

Ok so what? Ate too many baked potatoes for dinner, I thought my girlfriend would have eaten more of that, and I cooked some more. In the end I couldn’t finish but I had to, they’re not good the day after, and I would have thrown them away. Was it wrong...

Monday, 27 January 2025 | 7:39 AM

There ain’t much to say about the current status of my shit this morning. It was hard, hard to shit, hard life today I feel weak and dizzy. Shit. Btw I believe there’s still a lot inside me to get rid of, it takes at least three days to get back to routine...