Author Archives: theshytird

Monday, 21 September 2020 | 02:37 PM Y? (The shape my shit has taken laying on the slope)

Monday, 21 September 2020 | 11:54 AM A tird resembling a large big worm just dropped aimlessly in the pool. It really looked like it was kinda dying. Poor boy.

Monday, 21 September 2020 | 01:18 AM Something is happening to my body. Will it be because I had no proper sleep in weeks? May be due to the fact I am not eating enough. Tomorrow will tell the truth behind the quest.

Sunday, 20 September 2020 | 09:26 AM I finally found a moment in which to have a relaxed shit. I collected so much crap during this week, I can barely walk anymore without taking a poo. Nice one!

Sometimes I try hard to hold it in. Just because I don’t have my phone with me- i cannot post shits without it! This time I just did it. Fuck it! I needed this shit! Well.. I couldn’t help with this post too🙃

Saturday, 19 September 2020 | 08:36 AM I lose three kilos in one week, and my shit looks like crumbles.

Friday, 18 September 2020 | 07:55 AM Still spicy even when it gets brown. Got it?

Thursday, 17 September 2020 | 07:34 AM Almost switching vegetarian makes surprises. Sitting in my toilet I thought my bum was not ready for expelling. It did it in 2 seconds though! As soon as I spread my cheeks

Wednesday, 16 September 2020 | 07:35 AM It may be hard to accept this but crap is not a jewel. But in million years it’ll become a sparkling diamond. At the moment it still smell though

Tuesday, 15 September 2020 | 08:08 AM A hurried reprise

Tuesday, 15 September 2020| 07:35 AM It’s just horrible. I don’t even dare telling what it looks like. This filthy, slimy, squelchy piece of shit!

Tuesday, 15 September 2020 | 05:02 AM It’s always really nice when you’ve got your alarm set for 7AM and you spent the whole night waking up every one hour. Well, I am finally wide awake, sitting on my toilet, something bad happening inside me. Stupid bowels!

Monday, 14 September 2020 | 09:53 AM And it goes DOOOOWN the toooileeet. FLUSH OOOFFF

Sunday, 13 September 2020 | 09:44 AM Today I feel down, thus my crap doesn’t feel like getting out. Why.

Saturday, 12 September 2020 | 03:41 PM More shit? REALLY??

Saturday, 12 September 2020 | 10:35 AM I use the weekend to deeply clean my bowels. All the crap I cannot expel duringg the week, piling for stress inside me, just needs to get out! Saturday is my turdsday.

Saturday, 12 September 2020 | 08:16 AM Taking a poo as the thing in the morning makes my day start mightily. And I wonder, are there more people taking a shit with their pants rumpled on one leg, two legs (pretty uncomfortable for me), or no legs? 🤔 I shall make a poll about it,Continue reading “Saturday, 12 September 2020 | 08:16 AM”

Friday, 11 September 2020 | 08:22 AM Oh, that’s what I call a fresh start! I’m spending so much time observing my crap, I am now able to tell -still approximately- how many hours it has seasoned before coming out, judging by its colour. This morning it’s a light brown. Must be yesterday’s falafel! AllContinue reading “Friday, 11 September 2020 | 08:22 AM”

Thursday, 10 September 2020 | 10:41 PM Utterly unbelievable! I am taking a shit only now! Well… I deflated a bit after my falafel kebab for lunch. Not the very best during a meeting, though nobody noticed me 🤫

Thursday, 10 September 2020 | 08:29 AM It’s been two days now since my last shat. Well why(?), I keep asking myself, since I ate a loot these days! 🤷 I may just need to accept this. GET OUT LITTLE BIG TURD!!! You ArseHole!

Tuesday, 8 September 2020 | 10:38 AM I am really trying to get myself into a routine, but this good smell of Turkish spices just made me forget about it. It’s my crap. Such a nice smell!

Sunday, 6 September 2020 | 02:13 PM Now my shit makes sense: it’s all so lumpy, liquid brownish disgust. And I forgot to report my drunk shat of yesterday evening. After 4 drinks on an empty stomach I take a long shit, frantically followed by some red vomit. Such a nice Sunday.

Sunday, 6 September 2020 | 10:28 AM Even if yesterday I just went beyond any drinking limit, this shit is smoother then ever. May be because I digested nothing?

Saturday, 5 September 2020 | 07:06 PM And yet just pralinen

Friday, 4 September 2020 | 06:43 PM Third shit of the day. First one was ok, second one was juicy with some bits. This is crazily liquid. Uh 😯

Friday, 4 September 2020 | 11:34 AM I am not sure whether or not to consider this a reprise or not. Anyhow, this is juicy.

Friday, 4 September 2020 | 09:35 AM My life goal is set on: being alive for as long as possible in order to set an unbeatable record, the longest shit report ever. …and it’s spongy and lazy (how can some turds be lazy? Well, They are)

Thursday, 3 September 2020 | 04:21 PM Content of my belly: nausea. In the hope I could solve it with a shit, i sat on the white throne, and I wait. I wait. But a little cheeto(s) of crap is the only thing I see happening. Pretty disappointed I just decide to flush it. Let’sContinue reading “Thursday, 3 September 2020 | 04:21 PM”

Thursday, 3 September 2020 | 09:52 AM Sooner or later imma write some post with my shit and post it as a picture.

Wednesday, 2 September 2030 | 12:30 AM For a stupid typo I find myself into the future, wondering, Will I keep writing this shitty blog in a ten-year span? Hope so.