Friday, 31 January 2025 | 7:37 AM

Every time I ask my girlfriend to borrow her car I found myself in times of trouble. Gotta get out fast, do everything fast, breakfast, washing, even shit, because I have to take her to her job place. Know what? CAN’T DOO! Been on the toilet for twenty minutes...

Wednesday, 29 December 2025 | 7:43 AM

Had herring salad for dinner. Anybody knows the effect? Just come, take a big breathe in my bathroom right now! Yeah, this is it, and a spicy hitch to the bottom line, arsehole

Tuesday, 28 January 2025 | 3:15 PM

I’ve spent the whole morning farting, now I’m home, had lunch, kept farting. Fart fart Nother fart Fart Ok they’re too man-FART! I go take a shit now S-HIT! BOOM

Tuesday, 28 January 2025 | 7:57 AM

Ok so what? Ate too many baked potatoes for dinner, I thought my girlfriend would have eaten more of that, and I cooked some more. In the end I couldn’t finish but I had to, they’re not good the day after, and I would have thrown them away. Was it wrong...