Friday, 7 February 2025 | 7:27 AM

Guess what, I must get out ASAP, but I’m stuck on the toilet. I’m supposed to get back home late today, as I’ve got plenty of things to do, so I’m trying to expel as much shit as possible. Had chili for dinner, you know! Btw, being on a rush...

Thursday, 6 February 2025 | 8:20 AM

My belly hurts, I had no shit yesterday, but I also ate Korean spicy udon for lunch and Mexican chili for dinner… I feel like the shit I produced is not enough to cope with that…

Wednesday, 5 February 2025 | 6:23 AM

Dunno, not much to say. Woke up at 3:45AM. Not much ready to take a shit yet. But I should, yet don’t get out. Whatever. Dull. Hate it. Bye

Tuesday, 4 February 2025 | 8:18 AM

You know those moments you realise you have more shit to do, but you realise it only when you’re already washing your bum? Yeah, just what is happening right now. And you have to get back sitting on the toilet. You know, I spend some 20/30 minutes here on the...