Author Archives: theshytird

During fall a Sunday it’s more like a Fogday. Solitary shitting someone else’s toilet still a joyful moment.

Saturday, 24 October 2020 | 11:23 AM Brilliant! My first birthday couldn’t be complete with no REPRISE! Great reprise indeed!! Little bits of nice brown crap! Freshly shat!

Saturday, 24 October 2020 | 11:06 AM I am at my cousin’s. He’s studying as a chef. Surely enough I cannot stop eating every single thing he proposes me. Surely enough I am now shitting shit for a whole shit of shits. It is creamyyyy!😋 Oh by the way…. IT IS MY FIRST BIRTHDAY ASContinue reading “Saturday, 24 October 2020 | 11:06 AM”

Friday, 23 October 2020 | 02:51 PM Every time I take a shit I am sitting somewhere. Well, most of the times at least. Right now it is my toilet. But it is closed.

Friday, 23 October 2020 | 10:16 AM Sometimes I use spices and dried fruit to flavour my rice. Dried fruit looks just like these little turds diving in the pool right now.

Thursday, 22 October 2020 | 10:01 AM Huuuuge rod. I mean, I really should be crafting arms out of my dried tirds! I shall then sell ‘em!

Wednesday, 21 October 2020 | 11:38 AM Well, Nothing to say, only farts today! Nothing to say

Tuesday, 20 October 2020| 12:54 PM You know that disappointing moment when you start compressing your bowels in order to expel a tird, you think it’ll last two seconds, and instead you end up struggling for minutes ‘cos that brown cunt is bigger than you’d ever expected!

Tuesday, 20 October 2020 | 08:50 AM Well well! My first birthday is coming. One year of shit posting. Wow. Anyway, I am starting to feel like I don’t know anymore what to tell to my shit-diary. Maybe a shall push forward, maybe I should consider typing my posts with my turds. Well right nowContinue reading “Tuesday, 20 October 2020 | 08:50 AM”

Monday, 19 October 2020 | 11:26 AM A pleasant sunlight filters through the curtains warming up my shins, it feel so soft and magic. In such a comfortable scene I feel tremendously calm, at peace, and my arse expels muddy pieces of shit.

Monday, 19 October 2020 | 09:28 AM Anxiety rises, Poo drops.

Sunday, 18 October 2020| 06:59 PM Not that much to tell. Just one splash in the pool. Nothing else.

Sunday, 18 October 2020 | 09:53 AM My shit is much more worth than every piece of art in the world. Especially when is hard as diamond such as right now.

Saturday, 17 October 2020 | 08:58 PM Some pebbles got out. And they jumped in the pool. It’s so fun to be a tird!

Saturday, 17 October 2020 | 02:09 PM Normal shit. Dull post.

Saturday, 17 October 2020 | 11:49 PM I am so much in love with my shit, we shall exchange numbers.

Friday, 16 October 2020 | 03:09 PM Curry for lunch, now my belly wants to rebel.

Friday, 16 October 2020 | 08:59 AM Not too much to get rid of. May be because I lost two kilos in the last four days 🤔

Thursday, 15 October 2020 | 10:10 AM Piles and piles of shit crowd the pool. Not so much else. My anus burns a bit.

Wednesday, 14 October 2020 | 02:25 PM Between a disperate crying and another, even my arse is so sad I can’t expel the whole lot of shit inside me.

Wednesday, 14 October 2020 | 10:20 AM After a great slumber, even my bowels are full of strength. I now can push really hard so I can squeeze all the trash trapped inside me. And you know what? It’s smoking hot! I should really consider the idea of planting flowers in my shit. Stay tuned,Continue reading “Wednesday, 14 October 2020 | 10:20 AM”

Tuesday, 13 October 2020 | 05:42 PM Premise, I take a piss sitting on my toilet. I was not expecting this, I pooped too. 😶

Tuesday, 13 October 2020 | 08:35 AM I believe I dreamt shit. It’s confused, I am confused. For sure though, this is not a dream. This is real crap! Real brown sugar coating my white china basin.

Monday, 12 October 2020 | 10:02 AM These are not the very best days of my life. I am a bit down. E day it gets better though, and last night I achieved a nine-hours sleep!! And I finally have energies enough to SHIT ALL MY SHIIIIIT!!! YEEAAAHH.

Sunday, 11 October 2020 | 08:43 AM I am having sleep problems already, why did I choose to take my friend to a Japanese-south American sushi? Now I am shitting tird-nigiris. Well, I must say they’re not tasty as yesterday’s.🤔

Saturday, 10 October 2020 | 12:11 PM Broke up for the third time with the girlfriend I have been in love with for the last three years. And I still am. It sucks. But in here I talk about shit. Shit doesn’t suck. Love neither. Yet, at least this time, I am going to shitContinue reading “Saturday, 10 October 2020 | 12:11 PM”

Friday, 9 October 2020 | 08:38 PM No shit whatsoever for two day. Still nothing. And another one-month streak is gone forever.

Thursday, 8 October 2020 | 11:50 AM ‘Oh my shit! What are those things inside my crap?’, I say as the first reaction to what I just fired out. ‘All right’, calmer, ‘must be the seeds of that pomegranate I ate’. Still… this makes me imagine something hideous. What would I do if I noticedContinue reading “Thursday, 8 October 2020 | 11:50 AM”

Thursday, 8 October 2020| 05:02 AM Am I awake? Is this a dream? I am kind of undecided if it is the best dream of all, or a shit reality.

Wednesday, 7 October 2020 | 03:00 PM Lost in my mind, I find myself surrounded by crap. My entire brain is made of shit.