Thursday, 27 February 2025 | 8:08 AM

At first, I felt like I desperately needed a shit. Urged my girlfriend to get out. Finally sat there, on my throne. Shit done. It took something that felt like 2 seconds. It didn’t even felt satisfying, or maybe I was just distracted.. Well, I sat there for ten...

Wednesday, 26 February 2025 | 10:05 AM

More shit. Feeling less and less well.. Diarrhoea is the worst thing that can happen in a day plenty of appointments. You know, you can’t even tell people you’re unwell… a cold would be better! Anything would be better

Tuesday, 25 February 2025 | 4:01 PM

I don’t remember when was the last time I ate a sandwich bought at the supermarket. You know, those priced 2€. I spent sooo little. Yeah, cool! What the fuck, I’m having diarrhoea right now! Fucking hell! What’s inside those...