Tuesday, 13 January 2026 | 7:25 AM

Today NIIIICE AND EEEEAASYYYY!

I was approaching doing the dishes, when ai felt a spicy burden inside me, deep inside. So deep it almost went out.

As I sat on the toilet, only 3 instants of a second passed, before disrupting the entire human race.

Oh wait, no, just felt that, we’re still here.

My shit is big, bug humanity is bigger. A bigger shit

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I am a timid piece of crap

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