Monday, 12 January 2026 | 6:11 PM

I’ve been out all day. I was at a friend’s place: he lives in the countryside, on a small plot of land where he grows loads of fruit and vegetables, and works from there as a digital nomad. Such a cool project.

The problem is… he doesn’t have a toilet yet.

Normally I just borrow a shovel and go for a shit somewhere in the bushes, but today it was absolutely freezing. So I held everything in all day, and now I’m basically full of air. AND SHIT

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I am a timid piece of crap

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