Yeah, this is right what I needed!
To wake up at one in the morning for a stomach ache!
To be fair, I could have treated my bowels better today…
Today – well – yesterday, well, on Sunday I mean…
For lunch I had a huge hot dog with a friend, followed by countless beers, seamlessly followed by a dinner consumed at a Chinese restaurant, which this time I guess was a little heavier than usual…
Now I’ve been experiencing cramps, but a very shy shit. It’s horrible, c’mon just get this thing done, all right? So I keep pushing and pushing, but my poop seems to be taking its time. WHY?!
And it hurts! FUCK!
And I’m freaking tired! SHIT!
Worst thing of all is that this restless pushing makes me burp a lot.
it’s that sweet & sour pork.
And everything is on again and again…
the Shy Tird 