Saturday, 10 January 2026 | 7:46 AM

Yesterday I went out for a pizza, I’ve realised the last time I ate it was at least three weeks ago.

Wow

Pizza is good, I love pizza. I had a couple of beers too.

Good

I love pizza

I love beer

My arsehole is now in a rage mood. I guess he doesn’t love pizza and beer as much as I do….

I guess…

Ok it hurts

Ok arsehole, I’m sorry. I’m so sorry! But I need it sometimes, you know!?

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