It’s been days my bowels are feeling weird.
Frankly it wasn’t something I was missing… anyways I went another time to a Japanese restaurant for lunch, and it compromised my situation even more.
I’m quite scared, these are not the right preconditions for Christmas feasts. Shit.
Taking about shit… I’ve just produced one of the longest turd in a very long time. Luckily it was soft, because if it wasn’t it would have showed its top above the toilet. Not the nicest view…
Instead it rolled like a snake, and it’s so tidy right now I’m a little reluctant wether or not to flush off…
the Shy Tird 