Monday, 17 November 2025 | 9:47 AM

Just a few hours ago, I rated my morning shit 6/10. It was sticky but pretty much inconsistent. Just didn’t align with that heavy ‘melanzane alla parmigiana‘ I ate for dinner.

Now, NOW I GET IT.

Not even 10 minutes had passed, and my farts were freaking mystic. Just stink. only a few more out and….

Now I’m back at it. STICKY AND VEEERY CONSISTENT.

I’d say this does align with my dinner, now this is a 9/10.

And. Oh shit please stop! I’ve got work to do!!

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I am a timid piece of crap

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