I would just like to shout as loud as I could.
I don’t remember having such a painful shit in a veeery long time.
Oooouuuuch! So spicy so painful so bad!
It feels like some madman is squeezing my bowels in his muscle hands. It’s horrible!
I guess that Chinese plate we had for dinner was indeed TOOO SPICY!*
*It was literally 45% whole chilli peppers, 50% Savoy cabbage, 5% more chilli, but different kinds. I only tried to eat one of those chilli peppers, but frankly it was too much, I felt like my lungs were stop working, and I had to stop. Couldn’t bear that. Luckily I did. If I survived the dinner, surely I wouldn’t have been this lucky in the morning. My toilet would be just full of my last hits and bits, after the explosion
the Shy Tird 