Forgot to mention that huge shit I needed to take yesterday before lunch.
I was helping organising this huge conference, needed to bring a printable from point A to point B.
I was feeling my bowels not stable enough, so – thinking forward, I understood I needed to take a shit. I went to the toilet but NOTHING.
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I had just started my car when I felt it. I had to park as close as the offices as possible and rush to the directors toilet. She was not there, because she was at the conference at that moment. SO THE PLACE WAS ALL FOR ME.
And you know what I do in these situation.
I TAKE LOOSE STAINING SHIT. Unhealthy stinky dung.
Then, I felt better. Finished my chore and got back to the conference.
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The day finished late, after a super fine gala diner. Ate wonderfully, drank as well.
Got back home at midnight thirty, my stomach still full.
Finally, it’s now early in the morning, what shall I do?
First have some breakfast, then squat the loo.
Shit all over.
Nice.
the Shy Tird 