Ok, well. Yesterday I was at a wedding.
Well. I feel unwell now.
You know… weddings are weddings…
Ever since I got my SmartWatch, I took the habit to monitor my sleep every day. Today the Health App says I slept poorly, for 5h46m.
24minutes of which, I’ve spent on the toilet. Between 5:58 and 6:22. My memories are a little confused, but I clearly remember I was struggling. There was pain. There was regret. There was my cat trying to knead- While I was pushing and sweating. It was the worst part of the wedding. Yeah.
And you know, at one point I’ve just finished not just because it was the end, but because I couldn’t cope with the bad smell. It was utter EVIL!
the Shy Tird 