Wednesday, 20 August 2025 | 7:52 AM

I slept poorly.

Probably it was the heat’s fault, probably it was my cats’, probably it was because of that random McDonald’s we ate at 2AM…

We were hungry and there wasn’t much else still open.

As I woke up, after just 4 hour of sleep, first thing I did was sitting on my toilet, but even before anything could happen, I saw some diarrhoea on my shower plate.

I was still thinking I’m dreaming, but then I realised couldn’t be mine.

When did the cat eat that mcdonalds’?

Something’s not right.

I swear I’m not sleeping!

Wiping it up was degrading

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I am a timid piece of crap

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