Sunday, 14 August 2022 | 10:05 AM

Mornings be like:

Me waking up at 7, two hours after I fell asleep, thinking, perhaps I can’t sleep because I need to shit. Then I fell back asleep.

Same at 8

Same at 9

At 10, I cannot pretend anymore, I simply need a fucking shit. Yeah. And it’s pretty loose and smelly…

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I am a timid piece of crap

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