I am taking polka dot shit. Yes this is what I’ve just made, a polka dot poop.
It is brown and has loads of black freckles in it, they seem like small gems mounted on it in a pretty precise way.
Now I am trying to gather my thoughts and remember what did I eat that could have caused it… but I simply can’t recall. Well let’s just imagine My arse became a painter!
the Shy Tird 