Tuesday, 3 May 2022 | 06:13 AM

At first I thought my body wasn’t going to make it this time, that I would have had to get out with no shit done. I sat down, I immediately started pushing, I pushed hard and hard and hard, as hard as I could, even if I am still very drowsy. WROOOOOOOOSH.

Everything went off at light speed. Now the toilet is filled with brown energy. CRAPPPPOWEEEER!

My day can now begin.

Published by theshytird

I am a timid piece of crap

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