Tuesday, 14 December 2021 | 07:50 AM

Exams always gave me anxiety, that is diarrhoea, loose poop, agitation, more shit, terrible farts.

I have an exam in forty minutes, and I’ve decided for a beans soup as yesterday’s dinner.

There have never been an idea greatest than that…

Luckily, the examination is online. I shall have my laptop ready for the dive (in shit). I’m going to give my exam from the toilet!

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I am a timid piece of crap

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