My arse, a sprinkler.
I fell asleep one hour ago, then suddenly a urge woke me up. That’s a proper wake up call.
I sit on the toilet. I expel some turds, i feel evil inside me. It hurts. Some more turds. It feels like the evil is getting lower and lower, until.
BOOOOOM. A burst of shit from my arse. It’s total liquid. My arse is now a shit-sprinkler.
After a thirty-minute experience, I am back in bed, not feeling entirely right. I simply hope not to remember anything about this tomorrow
the Shy Tird 