As I would have expected my bowels hurt as disposing of what yesterday was a delicious kebab lunch and a huge portion of chips for dinner.
The more I go on, the more I reckon my proctologist should be informed of this blog of mine.
There’s only one big problem, I don’t have a proctologist.
Actually two, shit has never stopped coming out of my arse. And it hurts even more.
Peace ✌️
the Shy Tird 