Saturday, 25 April 2020 | 09:00 AM
Every time I poop at time-o’clock something weird happen.
This time as soon as I expelled my crap I got transferred into a parallel universe in which this big shy tird sat on its toilet is extruding an human figure out of his crappy arsehole. That human is me!
Well, he has the same facial features at least.
But.. I am actually seeing this scene. Wait a minute! I TURNED INTO A POO!
the Shy Tird 