Wednesday, 22 April 2020 | 05:25 PM
All right I was joking about painting my room with crap. Here’s a true fact.
Yesterday during my jog I farted a lot, once home I took a hot, relaxing shower. I lathered myself, rubbing my armpits, my chest, my feet, my arse- WAIT A MINUTE!
Right between my cheeks I found evidence clearly proving those previous farts weren’t safe at all.
Disgusting you would say. I say bad luck.
the Shy Tird 