Thursday, 19 March 2020 | 10:01 AM
The combination of sitting here and listening to Fontaines DC’s Big, reminds me of being a child.
I used to sit on the toilet with my cheeks on the potty training seat, my legs couldn’t reach the floor – not yet -, and I used to think ‘I never want to grow up! I experience so much freedom in taking a poo with my legs all stretched out!’
Such a mature thought! Isn’t it?