Thursday, 5 December 2019 | 08:05 AM

Thursday, 5 December 2019 | 08:05 AM

Every single time I eat pizza for dinner I go through a painful aftermath. Why does it have to be like this?

Why does my colon wake myself up reminding me its suffering? How come life hurts this much? It is just a pizza!

I get breakfast. Then I am doomed to an outrush of bad feelings coming out of my arse.

Icing on the cake was the powerful headache I have since I woke up. Was it necessary though? Come on!

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