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Didn’t have time for a shit this morning. Now am at a BBQ and I kinda feel like it can come anytime… Yet… nothing

Fuck! I have my lunch on the cook, but I urged to the toilet. Fuck! Can’t peel off, can’t check what my lunch looks like right now. Hope it doesn’t burn..

Another one. Well… one… I don’t know if it can even named as a single entity. It is more like a countless sum of blobs. It is a pile of crap, literally. Feels better for my bowels now, yet, I’m not done…

As I take a somehow spicy shit, I’m very much obsessed with the idea of conserving, making artwork of it, and selling my pieces of shit. It’s an old idea of mine, inspired by Piero Manzoni’s Artist’s Shit, creating something desecrating, controversial, yet serious, serial, and artistic. I really want to do it, but ofContinue reading “Friday, 4 April 2025 | 6:22 AM”

I feel there’s something causing me pain within my bowels, can’t understand what is it exactly. Mh. Nothing good, surely. I made some shit but I still feel it inside. Mh. Nothing good. Nothing good.

Really, nothing specifically great in my morning’s shit. Really Not today

Dunno, maybe I just need to expect less from my bowels, can’t be always easy to take a shit

Just one One huge turd Little shy though The Shy Tird strikes again!

Even though we both ate my mother-in-law’s soup with fennel and chickpeas, my girlfriend had to breach her bowels in the night, urging it. Me? Nope. Speaking from my toilet now. Nothing happens, just so normal, dull, and hard. Who knows how these things work…

Almost broke my personal record for the longest turd. It took more than half a hour but it was certainly worth it!

Some turds. I don’t know why but I don’t like taking a shit at this time of the day, but you know, when the urge comes, gotta make it!

You know, these days shitting have been a little hard, on Monday we had to rush to my mother in law because my girlfriend’s grandma was dying, on Tuesday she left this world, yesterday there was the funeral. Now, since my mother in law is all alone now, I helped them, facilitating in as muchContinue reading “Thursday, 27 March 2025 | 8:20 AM”

Pizza for dinner, constipation for breakfast

Already took much shit today, but I had some left, apparently. Some serious matter! I’m at the clinic to donate blood, now I can do it with less worries

Perhaps this is a little fairer amount, but my stomach still hurts

My girlfriend preparing pita bread for dinner made me very happy, now though, I feel both constipated and in urge for a shit. Wtf?! my tummy hurts

Been constipated for some days now, had too much bread and too few veggies and fruits

Btw, my legs have gone numb and now I can’t get up.

I thought this shit session would have been a lot easier, it took more than half a hour, achieved just one useless turd, and my belly still hurts. 3/10 today. Bad

Very good amount of poop here! Woah! Great morning

Too much on a rush, my arsehole is not relaxed. Even though, it’s taking a huge shit. Nice!

Nooooooo shiiiiiit No shit. No No. Constipation Actually, I don’t remember the last time I ate any veggy

Today taking a shit was nice and easy. A fair 7/10.

A good amount of shit makes me start the day nicely

Probably the most difficult day in weeks for having a shit. Must be stress related Perhaps I just slept too poorly

Yeah, SHIIIIIT! Finally! Really needed today!

Gotta admit I skipped a post, even if it was pretty decent Yesterday I posted for constipation in the morning, then some more in the afternoon, some more constipation with frustration, Then suddenly, at around 6:30PM SOME REAL URGE CAME IN, yeah, it was unexpected and I forgot to bring my phone with me, soContinue reading “Saturday, 15 March 2025 | 8:44 AM”

Feeling constipated but full of shit (literally) at the same time. So frustrating

Well… Should I really tell what happened here? In the toilet I mean. Yeah. Sure No, nothing. Just a turdboiler. What’s that? I don’t know Just give yourself the meaning you want!