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Daily dose of poop Or shall I say of two days. This alternated constipated days is not good. Not too bed either, since I can take a shit at least every two days… Still… harsh. Harsh

Another constipated day Heh Bad

Been fast. Arsehole burning

I’ve been constipated the whole night, it kept me awake, it stressed me. Had to wake up very late. My day is compromised. You know what’s best? I haven’t taken a shit yet.

Could have been a normal shit, but we’re not there yet

Ahhh it’s proper lovely when I go visit my mate who lives out in the countryside. He’s full-on bro tech crypto guy — works online, always chatting about turnover and numbers — but yeah, he went and bought himself this bit of land and now he’s living out in the sticks. Plants stuff, trees andContinue reading “Wednesday, 21 May 2025 | 4:19 PM”

As I said this morning, it was an endless shit. Now it has an end. Loooooose end

That kind of poop session that could be endless. Thought I’ve done enough, but my arsehole keep presenting me with some new turd to expel.

Constipated morning makes me veeeery neevous Especially on a Sunday, when I’d rather be relaxed and think about nothing at all

For all of my life I saw that old Deutsch Delicatessen shop passing by. After so many years, I’ve decided to get inside and buy some Würstchen. Since I’ve never tried theirs, I’ve decided to buy for some different varieties. My girlfriend was delighted of the choice and we decided to make some Kartoffeln inContinue reading “Saturday, 17 May 2025 | 9:25 AM”

Every time I have pasta for dinner, I am constipated in the morning. It’s so frustrating I can see just two pebbles made of poop now at the bottom of the toilet pool, and I struggled for them as much as for a greater shit

Am not eating enough fruit nor veggies, but this morning shit happened quickly and perfectly – almost no dirt on the hole. Luckily I compensate with Chinese food for dinner…

Hell! Huge turds in the hole! It’s been more than 6 months now since I stopped making sport regularly, my bowels is paying for it. My system is not working well

Weird though, I felt shit almost getting out, now I sat here on the toilet for more than 30minutes but NOTHING got out. I feel fooled. And I feel burdened…

I’m at one of my client’s for a meeting. As I already well knew, I don’t feel as good as normal days… Have diarrhoea. I don’t feel good. Nope. Not at all. The meeting hasn’t started yet. So I pretended to go have a look at something over there while instead I went to theContinue reading “Monday, 12 May 2025 | 10:16 AM”

Gotta admit I was waiting for something stronger than this shit, this morning.. It was somehow poor, my bowels hurt yesterday, And now I feel I’ve been betrayed Nevertheless, I feel a bit better. Tho it still hurts. Not much. Btw 7/10 is enough today

Even if every day your shit feels the same as the day before, it never is! These days my shits resemble one another, a little soft, not too much, liberating, but with the feeling there’s a few left inside. This is probably due to some sort of mild illness. How cares… Nobody cares about theirContinue reading “Friday, 9 May 2025 | 8:12 AM”

New Chinese restaurant for dinner Toilet had a first experience to this morning Lol

Pretty early for such a poop. Blobby

It feels like my body is ready to live already. I mean, weird for a Monday ain’t it? Nevertheless, my arsehole have just produced a fair amount of soft-inconsistent-like shit at once

Well, now it’s happening that I poop every other day — one day I’m constipated, the next day I poop, then the next day again I poop, and then I’m constipated again. Mh, probably I’m not getting enough fruits…

After my constipated morning, yesterday I had no shit whatsoever To be fair, the burden didn’t actually hurt at all, apart from this morning, when all the shit had piled up upon my bum. Got out at once. A little painful it was. My arsehole wasn’t ready

I already knew, but here I am. Constipated for a pizza. Actually they were three. they were small, but my favourite… Hell

Can shit be nice? Today is nice Not too smelly. Good shape Good shit Not painful Got out pretty fast Good 9/10

Unexpected burst of shit Lucy was heavy