Wednesday, 25 December 2024 | 7:10 AM

🎶…And so this is Christmas…. 🎶And I’m back on the toilet…. 🎶even the faintest push kicked things off. 🎶Now I must wait and suffer until everything ends. Probably I fucked up the entire prosody, but it was the best way to wish you all a Merry Christmas, from my throne!

Wednesday, 25 December 2024 | 6:40 AM

Woke up way too early on Christmas morning, still very drowsy, still waiting for my bowels to explode. My cats woke me up at around 6AM, I then went to the toilet to try and discharge from the huge load piled up at our Christmas-Eve-dinner, NOTHING HAPPENED. Afterwards, it was my girlfriend’s turn, she’s nowContinue reading “Wednesday, 25 December 2024 | 6:40 AM”

Thursday, 19 December 2024 | 8:00 AM

Yesterday I had cabbage soup for lunch, right before dinner my belly was bloating, my bowels packed with gas, nevertheless I’ve decided to eat pizza for dinner. Right after it we went to the theatre, where I desperately needed to fart for three loooong hours. My slumber was really poor, probably my meals irritated theContinue reading “Thursday, 19 December 2024 | 8:00 AM”

Saturday, 14 December 2024 | 9:42 AM

I’ve just woken up. My weekend trip has already begun. My 11 friends and I have arrived at my friend’s place abroad to celebrate his birthday all weekend. We spent the night out until 5 AM, drinking red wine the whole time and… well, you know. Of course, I’m already awake—I needed a shit. TheContinue reading “Saturday, 14 December 2024 | 9:42 AM”

Wednesday, 11 December 2024 | 1:22 PM

Not even had lunch yet, I was preparing it… when I felt shit urging to get out. Got to jump on the toilet – not literally, c’mon! Now, I am discharged, I can go back to what I prefer – eating.

Wednesday, 11 December 2024 | 8:21 AM

So sad, my wordpress streak interrupted yesterday at 234 days straight. Fuck. I even had some shit yesterday, but I forgot to post about it… I am sad 😦 Btw, this morning poo is a 7/10. Normal bur plentyful!

Saturday, 7 December 2024 | 2:45 AM

Just got out after a beer night at my friend’s. It’s been a long ago since I felt my bowels so stressed… these last few weeks I ate wildly, too many pizzas, panini, spicy plates, random stuff… My arsehole is now taking revenge…. Well, what else could I expect? After all it’s just an arsehole!Continue reading “Saturday, 7 December 2024 | 2:45 AM”

Wednesday, 4 December 2024 | 7:57 AM

I love those days when when shit gets out so quick… Well, I had broccoli both for lunch and dinner… I love broccoli – only pan fried with onions a little fennel dry tomato and lemon zest – and I should eat them more often…. My arsehole is happy today!