Tag Archives: health

Tuesday, 25 April 2023 | 07:52 AM

Back on my Squatty Potty, I am trying to understand if it actually easies my shats. This morning’s poop is consistent, yesterday I had a burger for lunch, and just a beer for dinner, I already knew my bowels would have disapproved it, so it is the perfect moment to try it out! At theContinue reading “Tuesday, 25 April 2023 | 07:52 AM”

Monday, 24 April 2023 | 08:21 PM

Just finished working. Today I had to keep up some underdeveloped stuff. You know what was overdeveloped instead? The shit I’m taking now. I should have taken it at least three hours ago, but I couldn’t. Had to finish. So now these turds are enormous, but I am safe, they’re right where they belong now,Continue reading “Monday, 24 April 2023 | 08:21 PM”

Friday, 21 April 2023 | 08:22 AM

To try and cure myself from the past few days of diarrhoea, I’ve decided not to drink alcohol nor eating meat for some days, ideally I should do that for a month, which helped in the past, and I know it works on me, but I don’t know if I have enough motivation this time,Continue reading “Friday, 21 April 2023 | 08:22 AM”

Thursday, 20 April 2023 | 03:54 AM

My condition is pretty clear, though so difficult to describe… I am awake, in the middle of the night. That is a fact, this is the clear part. I don’r feel good, this is the resume of what is so difficult to describe. Let’s start from the end, I am using my girlfriend’s toilet binContinue reading “Thursday, 20 April 2023 | 03:54 AM”

Daily Prompt

Describe a positive thing a family member has done for you. When I was a child, I already used to spend dozens of minutes on the toilet, taking a shit was already fun for me, I used to talk and to think, and to play, and to shit! My father has more or less theContinue reading “Daily Prompt”

Daily Prompt

Describe something you learned in high school. You know, high school it’s supposed to teach you the basics of adult life, math, literature, physics, biology, chemistry, everything you could need for university, or starting a job then. Thing is, high school also comes with some bonus teaching, everything you learn from student life. You learnContinue reading “Daily Prompt”

Daily Prompt

What’s the most fun way to exercise? Lol. My favourite exercise is what I do when I feel I gotta take a shit but my bowels are still too drowsy. I sit firmly on the toilet, I crouch, and then I start pushing out and pulling up my arsehole at regular intervals, I do series,Continue reading “Daily Prompt”

Sunday, 9 April 2023 | 07:13 AM

Awakened by a sudden urge of my inner self. I had three drinks yesterday, so apparently this is how my body manage them. BADLY. I know, alcohol is bad for the body, bud my friends don’t feel so bad after just three drinks. And I wasn’t even drunk! It’s just, the aftermath is brutal. MyContinue reading “Sunday, 9 April 2023 | 07:13 AM”

Daily Prompt

What job would you do for free? Eheheheheh! THIS VERY JOOOOB! Writing about every single shit I make is time consuming, simply because I spend a real lot of time pooping. Does anybody pay to do so? NNNOOPE! Do I wish to get some revenue from such a silly thing? YEEEEP Shall I? NOOPE WillContinue reading “Daily Prompt”

Daily Prompt

What are your morning rituals? What does the first hour of your day look like? Another easy one. I wake myself up, I have breakfast with half a litre semi-skimmed milk with original corn flakes, then I go to the toilet. I take a shit for half an hour, giving it as much time andContinue reading “Daily Prompt”

Saturday, 1 April 2023 | 08:35 PM

This morning I was climbing. As always I had to shit, and I went for it. There was nothing to hide it this time, as I shat on the bare rock. At the end of the day, while getting back to the car, my girlfriend asked me ‘where did you shit later today? I repliedContinue reading “Saturday, 1 April 2023 | 08:35 PM”

Daily Prompt

What’s something most people don’t understand? Taking a shit every morning is one of the most important thing we human do. Most people don’t understand that if we don’t devote ourselves to taking a poop every day – preferably at the same time – we fuck up our biology. We are animals, sure, the mostContinue reading “Daily Prompt”

Wednesday, 29 March 2023 | 08:17 AM

I believe in this thing. I basically took one of the thing I am consistent at and I am trying to make it become a fulltime job. Being a shitblogger, writing a post every time I find myself in good times for a poop, is not an easy job. I had to get used toContinue reading “Wednesday, 29 March 2023 | 08:17 AM”